Allow me to take your time for a moment and pose a simple question to you.
Is college really worth it?
I mean is it REALLY worth it?
Is it REALLY SUPER REALLY worth it?
Consider you go to a four year college. How much do you pay? Milwaukee is about 5 grand or something a semester, or is it per year? Who knows, I don't. BUT THAT'S STILL A LOT OF MONEY.
Now here's where I ask if it's worth it. Considering that you're paying for these classes you'd figure they'd be important right? WRONG! THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT! IN FACT 90% OF THEM ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS T
O YOUR OVERALL MAJOR! AND YOUR PAYING FOR THEN! WITH MONEY!
...LOTS OF MONEY!
You need a humanities credit! So you take Roman Literature! ROMAN LITERATURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH Y
OUR MAJOR DOES IT!? I bet it does not. And if it DOES have something to do with your major and it plays a big part you better get a new major cause you're NEVER going to get that job! People don't get paid to read books for a living after all. Unless you're important.
YOU NEED A SCIENCE CREDIT! THINK FAST!
Oh well we'll take Meteorology 101. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR MAJOR Y
OU FOOL! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO USE WEATHER IN BROADCAST TELEVISION PRODUCTION, JOUR
NALISM, OR ART!? Let alone how would you use science in it.
The point I make is a valid one in some cases I believe. Well the point I'm trying to make is that four year colleges should really just cut the crap and become two year colleges because they're most likely knowingly wasting your valuable time with arbitrary information that you're never going to EVER use. Not only are they wasting your time they're wasting your money, and in this economy can we really handle that right now? Can we college students really just button our lips and take out loans for money we wont have until we're 64 years old and living in a cardboard box?
The answer may surprise you.
The answer is yes! Of course!
You need college to do anything today you moron. So just shut up and go to school.
Well you don't need it to do anything per say... but to do most skilled work they'd like you to go to school. Therefore what I reccomend is Technical college unless you wanna be some kind of doctor, of course. I'm going to Tech school next year to finish a program that will allow me to work on camera's and crap in Television studio's for the news and things like that. It's not the fanciest work but it's better than what half my family is doing right now. Plus it might even be funnnnn. Plus I can work my way up up up in the television markets and eventualy get to something like say Chicago. or any other somewhat big city.
I think I'll be better off than some doctors in the end. Happiness-wise at least. Take the humble foot doctor. He's gotta look at feet all day. He might get payed more than me, but at the end of the day he's got some fat ass middle aged woman's sweaty pudgy foot in his hand.
I win.
This has been me being crazy. I hope you enjoyed it. :)